Friends,
I have come to a conclusion.
After a lot of thinking, backspacing, self-communicating (i.e talking to myself in public), soul searching (i.e talking to myself in private), praying (i.e answering myself in both public and private) the results are in, and I have decided, that seen as nobody listens to me (apart from myself) I shall dedicate all of my spare time, which I warn, isn't a lot, to sharing what I have to say, which also isn't a lot, to a group of people they call 'followers'.
Now there are only a few things that I find terribly wrong with this...
Followers, generally implies 'to follow'. If you were to follow me, it would more than likely end in disaster since I have absolutely no idea where I'm going. I'm terrible with maps. And I don't ask for directions. So we'd all end up lost, with upside down maps, ignoring the friendly service station people who had no intention of questioning our manliness (grr man noises grr)and just wanted to help (and possibly sell us a melted chocolate bar and/or overpriced cigarettes) because after all we as a people are known for helping one another.
Sarcastic pause.
So, if you were to follow me, I would have to leave that up to you. I'm not trying to sell myself. (That's what she said) so I'm not even going to try.
I am boring. I don't do a lot. I'm like a fish without a bowl.
I will however endeavor to be totally honest with you.
So, somewhere on this here blog is probably a little button that says 'follow' or something along those lines. If you have a short attention span and have already clicked away from this page...here's to you.
If you're still here and wish to join me, wherever it is I may be going then also, here's to you.
Welcome.
My name is Carmen. You may know me as Rainer.
Pleased to meet you.
Sincerely,
Me
